sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. it’s the most twisted logic of all time.
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
i cant believe the entire state of arizona only costs 99 cents
I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.